July 24, 2014

The whole season comes out. She [Lisa Bonet] never saw it. So, she watched the whole thing. I wake up in the morning. She’s just staring over me adoringly and I’m like ‘What’s up? Morning.’ She’s like, ‘I love you’ and I’m like, ‘I love you too.’  She’s like, ‘I’ve been up all night watching Game of Thrones.’ And I got laid and it was amazing.” 

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July 24, 2014
findouteverything:

toloveviceforitself:

outofthecavern:

malformalady:

Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

YOU SEE THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. NOT KILL SHARKS BECAUSE THEY’RE CURIOUS AND ATTACK US. WE’RE IN THEIR WATERS. WE’RE MAKING THEIR HUNTING GROUNDS SMALLER.


I would love to know if this actually works

I walk around wearing that every day in Boston, and I have not been eaten by one single shark the entire time!

findouteverything:

toloveviceforitself:

outofthecavern:

malformalady:

Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

YOU SEE THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. NOT KILL SHARKS BECAUSE THEY’RE CURIOUS AND ATTACK US. WE’RE IN THEIR WATERS. WE’RE MAKING THEIR HUNTING GROUNDS SMALLER.

I would love to know if this actually works

I walk around wearing that every day in Boston, and I have not been eaten by one single shark the entire time!

(via weareallfromearth)

July 24, 2014
yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

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July 24, 2014
theoppositeofeasy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

NO

theoppositeofeasy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

NO

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July 24, 2014
"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

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July 24, 2014
red3blog:

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.


"Hellooooooooo, ladies."(opens beak)SHMRUPT!!!!

red3blog:

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

"Hellooooooooo, ladies."

(opens beak)

SHMRUPT!!!!

(via weareallfromearth)

July 24, 2014

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July 24, 2014

amandaandhat:

I relate to Lunch Lady Doris. 

(Source: fuckyeahspringfield)

July 24, 2014
deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift


Do you have any idea how much I want this for plane trips? xD

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

Do you have any idea how much I want this for plane trips? xD

(via timesandtroubles)

July 22, 2014

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